Open Letter to a guy I met at a party

We need to talk. This is the part where I’d offer you a brewski, if I drank beer. Would you like a Vitamin Water? Or almond milk? No? Okay then. So we’ve made out a few times now, and it’s been fun and all, but I just don’t see this going anywhere and don’t see … Continue reading

Screw You, Taylor Swift

I am not a very romantic person. Fluffy notions and ordering for each other in restaurants and standing out in the rain don’t really do it for me. I’m more of a “hey I need a date for this event and you’re fairly good looking” kind of gal, or even “I’m at this party alone … Continue reading

Sick at School

Sick at School Salutations, all. I am writing this from my bed currently because, you guessed it, I’m sick.  I am a walking biological weapon and as such, my doctor has ordered me to stay in bed, “resting”.  Ha. I see he does not know me very well. Being sick sucks generally, but being sick … Continue reading