How to be Sick, in style

It’s hard being stylish on an everyday basis. You have to pick out pieces, stay fit and organized, be unique, and not look like a total idiot. You know what’s even harder? Being stylish when you’re sick. You know what that takes? Planning. With these simple tips, you’ll be well on your way to Instagramming … Continue reading

Hipsters Don’t Wear Hollister

If you are one of the individuals who has stumbled on this publication, like so many have, by googling “do hipsters wear hollister“, then allow me to clarify, once and for all, as a completely unbiased (okay completely biased) third party – THEY DO NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WEAR HOLLISTER. If it wears obnoxious glasses, … Continue reading

OMG: Blue Makeup

Blue eyeliner gets a bad rap, blue eye makeup in general, really. Blame the 80s, blame Madonna, heck, blame the Blue Man Group, but the fact remains that it’s avoided like the plague by hoards of females trying to avoid looking dated, tacky, or like they’ve just been on the wrong side of a fist … Continue reading

OMG: Plaid Cellphone Pouch

Smaller than my wallet, more practical than a wristlet, more fashionable than my lanyard, I present to you . . . the cellphone pouch! In plaid. Notice the tiny size, yet the endless possibilities! For the past year, I have relied on my trusty lanyard and id tag to keep my keycard, ID, and metal … Continue reading

OMG: Perry The Platyshirt, The Outfit

I love Phineas and Ferb. I know what you’re thinking: Aren’t I a little old to be watching a kids’ show, let alone buying the merchandise? The answer is, “Yes, yes I am.” I know it’s a show marketed at small children (okay, like 8-14. Pretty young still) but it has an SAT level vocabulary, … Continue reading

OMG: Constellation Cardigan

I warned there would be more shopping posts on the horizon. Also from that same highly successful trip across the border, this piece of embroidered and subtly sequined sweater artistry: Bask in it’s adorableness. If I keep this up, I might have a future as the blonde Zooey Deschanel. Yes, those are actual constellations. Can … Continue reading