My Second Third-Year

Not everything goes as planned. Sometimes, you don’t just get knocked off course, you get knocked off and then the path you were on before, well, it gets doused in kerosene and lit up like a rock concert and then hit by a tsunami, which, while it puts out the flames, also destroys any markings … Continue reading

Cat vs. Dog

This video has been making this rounds lately, and it prompted me to share my own cat vs dog tale . . . My aunt brings her dog over for thanksgiving every year, and every other subsequent holiday, which is fine; it can be fun, even, seeing a cuddly, energetic dog for a change from my … Continue reading

Some Ponderings on Hair Colour

God. What is wrong with my hair lately . . . it’s all . . .yellow . . . disgusting. I don’t care how many people tell me it looks nice and “golden” (shudder), I will not accept this travesty. It will be ash, so help me. My last boyfriend first met me when I … Continue reading

Ultimate Christmas Survival Guide

As everyone is well aware, the holidays are supposed to be a time of family and cheer. However, most people suffer from an affliction of more family, less cheer: myself included. Thus, I’ve created this handy guide full of ten things you’ll need in order to get through Christmas (or whatever holiday really!) with as … Continue reading