Hipsters Don’t Wear Hollister

If you are one of the individuals who has stumbled on this publication, like so many have, by googling “do hipsters wear hollister“, then allow me to clarify, once and for all, as a completely unbiased (okay completely biased) third party – THEY DO NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WEAR HOLLISTER. If it wears obnoxious glasses, … Continue reading

“Everything is better with free booze” and other true sayings

It’s been a very busy second semester! More on that later. Tons of class, tons of socializing, which, lucky for you, means plenty of new material from not just Athena, but many of my other pals, including Stephenie, Umair, Bahar, Timmi, and some random girl in my Canadian Studies class. Heck, there are even some … Continue reading

Dear Starbucks, or my Relationship with Coffee

Dear Starbucks, Wow. I’m not sure how to say this. I feel like we’ve been dancing around each other for so long. When we first met, you were addicting: warm, sweet, with your clever and attractive packaging. You filled me up inside with a heat, a feeling of boundless energy and limitless possibilities. It was … Continue reading

’Twas the night before Christmas, Hipster Version.

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the region, The hipsters were downing their beers at the Legion. “I feel kind of lonely,” said Tyler to Steve. “Is this even ironic – alone Christmas Eve?” “Listen to you, man, you sound like a child. Let’s step out and spark up one more Belmont Mild.” … Continue reading