Cat vs. Dog

This video has been making this rounds lately, and it prompted me to share my own cat vs dog tale . . . My aunt brings her dog over for thanksgiving every year, and every other subsequent holiday, which is fine; it can be fun, even, seeing a cuddly, energetic dog for a change from my … Continue reading

What Not To Say On A Date

Honesty should always be saved for the 3rd date.   “I’m just recovering from a chest infection, I shouldn’t be contagious though!” “I sleep in old man pajamas, like loud, obnoxious ones. I’m sorry, what were you asking me?” “On this one episode of Phineas and Ferb, they delved into Candace’s mind and encountered her … Continue reading

How to be Sick, in style

It’s hard being stylish on an everyday basis. You have to pick out pieces, stay fit and organized, be unique, and not look like a total idiot. You know what’s even harder? Being stylish when you’re sick. You know what that takes? Planning. With these simple tips, you’ll be well on your way to Instagramming … Continue reading

Why I Should Be on Murdoch Mysteries

Why I should be on Murdoch Mysteries **Sidenote: If you don’t already watch Murdoch Mysteries, GO. GO WATCH IT NOW. Set in 1890s Toronto, it’s a crime drama, very Sherlock-esque for all you fangirls suffering withdrawals who haven’t been able to get into Elementary (it’s okay; I couldn’t either). So much fun. Canadians are quite … Continue reading

Open Letter to a guy I met at a party

We need to talk. This is the part where I’d offer you a brewski, if I drank beer. Would you like a Vitamin Water? Or almond milk? No? Okay then. So we’ve made out a few times now, and it’s been fun and all, but I just don’t see this going anywhere and don’t see … Continue reading

Screw You, Taylor Swift

I am not a very romantic person. Fluffy notions and ordering for each other in restaurants and standing out in the rain don’t really do it for me. I’m more of a “hey I need a date for this event and you’re fairly good looking” kind of gal, or even “I’m at this party alone … Continue reading

Sick at School

Sick at School Salutations, all. I am writing this from my bed currently because, you guessed it, I’m sick.  I am a walking biological weapon and as such, my doctor has ordered me to stay in bed, “resting”.  Ha. I see he does not know me very well. Being sick sucks generally, but being sick … Continue reading

Some Ponderings on Hair Colour

God. What is wrong with my hair lately . . . it’s all . . .yellow . . . disgusting. I don’t care how many people tell me it looks nice and “golden” (shudder), I will not accept this travesty. It will be ash, so help me. My last boyfriend first met me when I … Continue reading

Procrastination 2.0

AKA, The Master Class I’m baaaccckkkk, Toronto! It’s a new school year, and a lot has changed in that time, not only in terms of the classes I’m taking (Modern Espionage, FTW) but in what the internet has to offer me. Even without essays to write, I have made ample excuses for trolling the internet, … Continue reading

Letter to an Ex Boyfriend

Letter To An Ex-Boyfriend Hey there. How’s it going? I know it’s been a while since we last spoke, but I’ve been thinking about you lately, and there are a few things I’d like to ask. I was one of your first girlfriends, so does that mean I’ll always “mean something” to you, like they … Continue reading