What Not To Say On A Date

Honesty should always be saved for the 3rd date.   “I’m just recovering from a chest infection, I shouldn’t be contagious though!” “I sleep in old man pajamas, like loud, obnoxious ones. I’m sorry, what were you asking me?” “On this one episode of Phineas and Ferb, they delved into Candace’s mind and encountered her … Continue reading

Open Letter to a guy I met at a party

We need to talk. This is the part where I’d offer you a brewski, if I drank beer. Would you like a Vitamin Water? Or almond milk? No? Okay then. So we’ve made out a few times now, and it’s been fun and all, but I just don’t see this going anywhere and don’t see … Continue reading