Summer Skincare on the Cheap

Not to brag, but I have pretty great skin. Genetics have been good to me that way: good skin, crazy family, so I guess it balances out. Because of my perfect pores, I often have friends, and sometimes complete strangers, asking me what my secret is. Truthfully, there is no real “secret” to good skin. … Continue reading

What Not To Say On A Date

Honesty should always be saved for the 3rd date.   “I’m just recovering from a chest infection, I shouldn’t be contagious though!” “I sleep in old man pajamas, like loud, obnoxious ones. I’m sorry, what were you asking me?” “On this one episode of Phineas and Ferb, they delved into Candace’s mind and encountered her … Continue reading

How to be Sick, in style

It’s hard being stylish on an everyday basis. You have to pick out pieces, stay fit and organized, be unique, and not look like a total idiot. You know what’s even harder? Being stylish when you’re sick. You know what that takes? Planning. With these simple tips, you’ll be well on your way to Instagramming … Continue reading

Procrastination 2.0

AKA, The Master Class I’m baaaccckkkk, Toronto! It’s a new school year, and a lot has changed in that time, not only in terms of the classes I’m taking (Modern Espionage, FTW) but in what the internet has to offer me. Even without essays to write, I have made ample excuses for trolling the internet, … Continue reading

Letter to an Ex Boyfriend

Letter To An Ex-Boyfriend Hey there. How’s it going? I know it’s been a while since we last spoke, but I’ve been thinking about you lately, and there are a few things I’d like to ask. I was one of your first girlfriends, so does that mean I’ll always “mean something” to you, like they … Continue reading

How to Not Look Hungover

Me and vodka have a love-hate relationship, of sorts. More accurately, actually, I just have an extremely low alcohol tolerance, that when coupled with my inability to process sugar correctly, leads to some rather unfortunate incidences. Some are rather hilarious, but most are just horrible hangovers the next morning, more than one of which has … Continue reading

The Art of the Staycation

Summer is a wondrous time of year, but as a child, one does not often realize how much summer fun is a contingent of not being employable. Fast forward ten years, and all of a sudden summer has turned into a preview of the rest of your life: working for a paycheck. That hit me … Continue reading

Hipsters Don’t Wear Hollister

If you are one of the individuals who has stumbled on this publication, like so many have, by googling “do hipsters wear hollister“, then allow me to clarify, once and for all, as a completely unbiased (okay completely biased) third party – THEY DO NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WEAR HOLLISTER. If it wears obnoxious glasses, … Continue reading