How to Grieve, katherinepedia-style

There are lots of things to grieve over in this world: famine, war, economic decline, poor fashion choices. More personally, I’m grieving over my GPA (RIP 3.5), my previous mile time, my overall health, my missing wallet, and the death of my grandpa. I thought other people might be grieving about things right now as … Continue reading

Open Letter to a guy I met at a party

We need to talk. This is the part where I’d offer you a brewski, if I drank beer. Would you like a Vitamin Water? Or almond milk? No? Okay then. So we’ve made out a few times now, and it’s been fun and all, but I just don’t see this going anywhere and don’t see … Continue reading

Screw You, Taylor Swift

I am not a very romantic person. Fluffy notions and ordering for each other in restaurants and standing out in the rain don’t really do it for me. I’m more of a “hey I need a date for this event and you’re fairly good looking” kind of gal, or even “I’m at this party alone … Continue reading

Sick at School

Sick at School Salutations, all. I am writing this from my bed currently because, you guessed it, I’m sick.  I am a walking biological weapon and as such, my doctor has ordered me to stay in bed, “resting”.  Ha. I see he does not know me very well. Being sick sucks generally, but being sick … Continue reading

5 Things to do With Matcha

Ode to Matcha You make my heart sing out, tinting my world bright green. You are so quick and simple to make (no steeping required !), and with 137 times the amount of ECGC of normal green tea, and your antioxidant dense complex that makes spinach pale in comparison, not to mention your stress relieving … Continue reading

Some Ponderings on Hair Colour

God. What is wrong with my hair lately . . . it’s all . . .yellow . . . disgusting. I don’t care how many people tell me it looks nice and “golden” (shudder), I will not accept this travesty. It will be ash, so help me. My last boyfriend first met me when I … Continue reading

Things I Cannot Deal With Today

My computer deciding to randomly freeze, restart, fall aslee-   Sorry about that, but see my point?   My French Press rusting. We’ve been through so much together, not to mention two and a half years of university, including many late nights and many far too early mornings, many upset stomachs and cold days. My … Continue reading

Procrastination 2.0

AKA, The Master Class I’m baaaccckkkk, Toronto! It’s a new school year, and a lot has changed in that time, not only in terms of the classes I’m taking (Modern Espionage, FTW) but in what the internet has to offer me. Even without essays to write, I have made ample excuses for trolling the internet, … Continue reading

Letter to an Ex Boyfriend

Letter To An Ex-Boyfriend Hey there. How’s it going? I know it’s been a while since we last spoke, but I’ve been thinking about you lately, and there are a few things I’d like to ask. I was one of your first girlfriends, so does that mean I’ll always “mean something” to you, like they … Continue reading

How to Not Look Hungover

Me and vodka have a love-hate relationship, of sorts. More accurately, actually, I just have an extremely low alcohol tolerance, that when coupled with my inability to process sugar correctly, leads to some rather unfortunate incidences. Some are rather hilarious, but most are just horrible hangovers the next morning, more than one of which has … Continue reading