What Not To Say On A Date

Honesty should always be saved for the 3rd date.

 

“I’m just recovering from a chest infection, I shouldn’t be contagious though!”

“I sleep in old man pajamas, like loud, obnoxious ones. I’m sorry, what were you asking me?”

See what I mean? This says, "I'm awesome."

“On this one episode of Phineas and Ferb, they delved into Candace’s mind and encountered her id and ego and it was super surrealist and post-modern and . . . Hmm? What’s Phineas and Ferb? It’s a kid’s show on Disney channel . . .”

“You were at that costume party? So was I! What were you dressed as? … That’s so cool! Oh, me? I was a platypus . . .”

Everyone should know who Perry is. I mean, John Green watches this show.

Everyone should know who Perry is. I mean, John Green watches this show.

“Socks are an enthusiasm of mine. They must always match.”

“Me and vodka are like biffles that haven’t seen each other in a while.”

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I swear, they both aren’t mine.

“Hmm, if I weren’t out with you right now at this super hip place, I’d probably be in my old man pajamas, in bed, watching Netflix. You’d be welcome to join me, of course. Keep in mind, I live in residence . . . ”

Rez lyfe.

Rez lyfe.

“Future plans? I have no clue what I’m doing with my life.”

“I love Parks Canada. It’s kind of my shtick.”

 

Now let’s see if I make it to date #3 . . . Wish me luck.

 

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