Letter to an Ex Boyfriend

Letter To An Ex-Boyfriend Hey there. How’s it going? I know it’s been a while since we last spoke, but I’ve been thinking about you lately, and there are a few things I’d like to ask. I was one of your first girlfriends, so does that mean I’ll always “mean something” to you, like they … Continue reading

How to Not Look Hungover

Me and vodka have a love-hate relationship, of sorts. More accurately, actually, I just have an extremely low alcohol tolerance, that when coupled with my inability to process sugar correctly, leads to some rather unfortunate incidences. Some are rather hilarious, but most are just horrible hangovers the next morning, more than one of which has … Continue reading

Some Ponderings on . . . Why I’m Single

**What follows is a sample of my internal monologue whilst speaking with an attractive member of the opposite sex. Reader discretion is advised for extreme awkwardness.** Okay, okay. Play it cool. No big deal. You’ve got this. Oh shit – Hey. Ohymgodheistalkingtome. WhatdoIdo. Ishouldnothavehadcaffeinethismorningshitshitshit. Hey how are you! It’s pretty hot out there, eh! OHMYGOD. … Continue reading

Shit My Grandpa Says

Some Words of Wisdom from my Grandfather My grandpa talks. A lot. I think part of it is he’s hard of hearing so he may just be testing his faculties, but most of it is probably just because he has something to say. About everything. For some background, the man likes green (especially hats), swimming, … Continue reading